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{"type":"general","setup":"How many seconds are in a year?","punchline":"12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc","id":142}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
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